Jakarta.

We book a super economical flight with the nth asian airlines. I ask myself where they hijack the carburators, and start to consider if the airplanes are wind-powered.

Used to Ryanair mishaps, I was shocked to discover that the ticket costs 30 euros and the grand total is also 30 euros (and did not have a final price of 196 with taxes, add-ons, small fee to preserve the reproduction of aztec armadillos, imposts, earthquake contributions, excise eccetera…).

The flight for Jakarta was brief, there wasn’t even time to read the instructions filled with “k”s on the vomit bag.

On arrival, the Darmodihardjo family driver in mission was ready and waiting to pick up the daughter.

Behold, Jakarta.

A shapeless heap of vehicles, houses, buildings and cellphones with ringers at the loudest volume.

In order to do something where movement is concerned, there is one hour minimum estimated time needed. I’ve lost count on the many times I’ve slept in the car, with seats fully reclined while providential cushions helped me comfortably pass the ride. Traffic is apocalyptic.

Here’s a blog dedicated to the study of Jakarta’s traffic.. : http://macetology.wordpress.com/2011/07/11/macet-captured-in-video/

As it is extremely tiring to go out and the house is full of all kinds of comfort, we’ve often opted for the second choice.

Air conditioning, a vast list of movies, two thousand inches flat screen with three hundred thousand channels, a phonecall away to a pizza or a massage in-house. I catch breath, and a little of that accumulated fatigue from these last months start to show its rear end. But we’ve become stars here. Television channels pass by for interviews, some journals and a very friendly member of the Indonesian Fiat Club came to see us and Cinquino bearing the miniature of our Fiat Cinquecento, in its exact black color.
“Thank you, Thank you… too kind!”

I enjoyed all of it and the delicious homemade pesto made by Chesa’s father, born in hostile location (South East Asia…) but mentally turned towards Ligure. We went out a few times, while waiting for our car that wouldn’t arrive at port.

The shopping malls in Jakarta are cities within the city. Immense, multilevel, doted by all comforts, so complete that you could pass your entire existence there without ever exiting.
We eat pizza, go to the cinema, I buy a pair of Geox at cost price. Think of Italy, constructed in the Philipine, at half price.

I was also dragged to a Chinese restaurant, daddy’s favourite, exceptional and of grande class from a bystander’s view. Inside, a wide series of tanks that contains live fish ready to be cooked and served. At times it seems that they serve them alive, without passing through the fire. The menu is a collection of horror figures. But the highlight, the special dish, was a sort of sea mollusc, white, cylindric, rather serpentine. Impossible to understand how it could be an actual lifeform, where no eyes, mouth, ears, are nowhere to be found.

Basically, a large white penis on a plate.

I ate some rice and thought of Big Macs.

We visit the biggest electronics commercial center, where I exiting with a small RC helicopter and a portable Play Station, deciphered and with a few hundred games already uploaded in memory. It was impossible to resist.

Someone said to not understand the craze for videogames.

That someone played until 4AM, wide-eyed up to the point almond eyes can, to overcome the hundredth level of Lemmings without the ability to tear herself away.

After a few days I was an Ace with the helicopter. I landed and took flight from and to any table at Chesa’s house, freely in the kitchen, did acrobatic moves in the bedroom (always with the helicopter…), and even manage to establish the bedside table as main helipad.

After days of rest, and soon after I had lost my interest for the helicopter, it was time to move on, with or without the car.

We had contrasting information, but it would seem that it would take another 5/6 days until we would see little 500.

We navigated the web in search of economical flights to go… somewhere.

We would head east soon enough, and so decided to go North.

A few Euros for a ticket to Borneo, to go to the depths of the forest for a few days.

Agreed. We leave tomorrow.

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A Fine City.

It seems so odd to be without wheels, and not just any, our black Cinquino.
After a long sleepless night’s ride, stepping off of the bus and getting into a Taxi to get to a hostel seemed awkward. There was no driving around the city, beating traffic and unknown street directions, trying to get somewhere while consulting maps. Indicate an address to the driver, pay and you’re there at destination. Seems almost too easy..

But trouble never ends, there’s always something. It was 5AM and the lobby to one of the recommended hostels was closed, we rung the bell but no one answered. We were distraught, especially because our guide did not list other possibilities around that area. I was about ready to sleep on the steps when I noticed that the hotel in front had the same name as the hostel. I rung the buzzer and a gentlemen in his pajamas came out to greet me. He told that this was the more expensive version of the previous, but there should be someone at the more modest accommodation to welcome us. He exited the hotel, pounced across the street and started to bang on the glass doors. A scrawny shocked boy jumped up from behind the counter, visible from we were from, and eventually accompanied us to the storage/basement while (I think) sleep walking. He sort of shoved us in there and I couldn’t make a word he said…. Though, at first, it was tough to breathe there, the sound of Red’s steady snore soon became a soothing monotonic lullaby.

I dreamed of an Indian man, dressed like a genie, that held my hand telling me that for my birthday I get to have all of the rooms I wished for. Big lavish rooms with gigantic beds with crispy clean perfumed sheets, and wide windows where sunlight would come to kiss my cheeks in the morning and a view of this city is clear with blue horizons in between skyscrapers, and of course a private jacuzzi in the adjacent room… But then he turned the lights on, since shaking me was not working, blinding both of us as our irises search to abruptly adapt to the neon white glare, and he told me that “Sleepy” gave us a room that was booked for the day and we had to move to the living room until some beds in the 18/24 dormitory would be freed after midday. I angrily demanded for a little more time, seeing the mistake on their part to take us in, left Red sleeping, searched for another hostel on the net, went there to check them, luckily they were at a street parallel to ours, and booked immediately. I’m not sorry to say that later on during the day we stormed out without paying for those 5 hours of “rest”.

It wasn’t my first time in Singapore. I’ve come to know it quite well for my parents always had a yearning for window shopping and Singaporean street food. It was a regular family getaway during my childhood. A Fine City: where when I was a child, you would need to pay a $1500 fine if you got caught jaywalking. Very advanced in comparison to Jakarta where no rules applied anywhere, much like, if not worse, than Naples, Italy. I was never fond of this rich transit city for all of South East Asia but, I had never been to Sentosa Island and since it was my birthday, a visit to Universal Studios seemed like the perfect gift, for both of our youthful souls.

A quick transit on the tramway with view of Sing’s Merlion closing in, we immediately entered the lots. Sentosa was filled with swamps before Singapore had glammed it up to becoming the playground for young and old. Clear white beaches with imported Thai origin sands at a close distance to bars, restaurant of all kinds, adrenalin pumped rides that includes bungy jumping, cross island hand glide, and the soon to be open sky diving funnel brought to you by Sentosa Island, all rights reserved.

Entering the lots of Universal is like entering the world of celluloid dreams.
Come walk in the middle of New York and Los Angeles to discover secrets of the movies and how after the director yells, “ACTION!”, that scene take board is clapped, cameras rolls, and all of the magic of the studios reenact the doomsday scene from the fishing dock that looks over New York as a hurricane sucks in Lady Liberty in its vortex. Then dance on the streets with 50s diner rollerskating waitresses. Why not pet a baby brontosaurus as the zoo keeper of Jurassic park traipse along with this non-extinct cub. Get in the action as the protagonists save the day once again in Waterworld. And just have fun and make fun photos with Woody Woodpecker, Betty Boop, all the cast of Madagascar, and our favorite panda, tougher than Caine himself, Po.

Please enjoy this dance!

Of course, our favorite past time in any theme park is to go on the stomach spinning, jaw breaking, adrenalin pumping rides. So we’ve had multiple runs on the haunted mansion of the Twilight Zone where we free fall inside of an elevator, the Nemo turtle shell ride inside of the migrating current where I nearly barfed out my Goofy burger after all those twirls, the train ride with Indiana Jones raiding the Lost Ark, defeat the high priest Imhotep during his search to rise on a Mummy ride in ancient city of Hamunaptra, and blast into the depths of the universe in a shuttle where the flips on the rails were so small I was actually freaking out because the people on the upside of the spiral was just 50 centimeters away.

It was a land far far away and we had a Shrek-of-a-time…

Nothing would top a day like that, at least not for me.

But what most people don’t realize is that even Singapore city itself is a man made playground, of different kind. You have everything you’d ever want a city to have, you have everything you’d want a country to have and everything actually works… Everything is in order. Your needs as a citizen is all fulfilled, they’ve even put air conditioning on the streets so you won’t feel the heat of the tropics.

This highly urbanized concrete jungle build on a spit of an island that is the most advanced country in S.E.A. where people have good living conditions, an average salary that is above all other neighboring countries, great educational institutions, a healthcare system that is the envy of many, not only third world countries and where culture is curated like it should be. It has become a place where meritocracy beats any kind of tradition, and liberalization eventually became integral in people’s way of living.

One of the best visits in Singapore in my opinion is the Asian Civilization Museum just near Clarke Quay. It is a gathering of all things Asian from there the Singaporeans come from. When the settlement was at the hands of the British East India Company there was a boom in work that many started to migrate into the island and became the forefathers of the people today. You could go through different archives from the farthest corners of Asia and find out the rich history and traditions, no longer practiced in these modern times. Stories of mythological heroes inspired by the book of Ramayana. Origins of religions and how they influence life today. And an extensive review of our way of life. A small section of the museum speaks of rice, it’s cultivation, migration, and uses. We are rice people. And Red, pasta man, still has long hard laughs when speaking about this..
Since he’s had to eat only rice for a very, very long time.

So why would I not like it?

It’s too spic-n-span neat.. Too perfect..

After some time walking from one building to the other, passing through clean streets, I need a little chaos. Or perhaps its just this innate love of things that are natural.. and all this order seems so unnatural to me.

Well, Singapore, is still a worthy passage during the trip. A must not miss.
And after dinner by the quay, where many promenade by, stopping only to be catapulted to the air by a contraption designed to entertain passerby, we comfortably enjoyed the company of fellow travelers at a much more homey hostel, in front of the television enjoying some home movies and pop corn.
Tomorrow we will fly to Jakarta to the arms of my family, anxiously waiting, and soon enough we will throw ourselves in the jungles of Borneo while waiting for 500 to arrive.

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Arrivederci Cinquino!

We leave Kuala Lumpur with not much of a heavy heart. With a name that means muddy estuary, it’s hard to miss a place, apart perhaps for the alternative friendly vibe of our very “no woman, no cry” hostel and the happy party that was ongoing at the bar just below it. Apart from this we had finally an appointment with the shipper at Port Klang, which is to KL as Ostia is to Rome. Just a few kilometers from the city, and so we had time to meet some of Chesa’s family friends, expatriated from one (Asian) Tiger to the other. And to satisfy my needs we went for pizza, and it wasn’t all that bad. Though I fear to seem like the typical “Italia, mamma, mafia, mandolin, pizza” in their eyes.

We finally reach the base of the shipper at Port Klang. They are lovely, but most importantly (and finally) efficient. A photocopy, a signature, a list of goods and precious items in the 500, pompously boarded and registered as “rally car” and in the end a few hundreds dollar switch owners; the time has come, we say seen you soon to our black beauty that will be go to a RO-RO e back to our arms only in Jakarta.
We had a few days to have fun and relax in Singapore. It was not worth the flight to reach the island from KL for there are a myriad of buses that head south.

The asian family friends of my travel partner, very kind and impeccable, took us to the bus park, where we discover that with a few dollars we could purchase a ticket for an extra luxurious bus. The small difference, and the fact that we had to spend most part of the night in the bus, convinced us to option this solution. It was worth the money, also because in the end they had insisted on paying our way without possibilities of disagreeing or to argue about it.

I’ve never seen anything like it. Imagine and normal bus, that generally contains the usual 50 seat. Take them all off and throw them out the door, to leave space for 20 or so high tech lazy boyz complete with massage options, personalized air conditioning, top notch entertainment system (with film, casino, video games, theather and television shows) and thousands of buttons to use in order to reach the most congenial seating position. And it was in that position I passed some hours, enjoying a couple of movies I had missed at the cinema since leaving Italy, to then completely lose consciousness from drowsiness and eccess of comfort.

I had enjoyed one documentary film in particular. It tells the story of a group of Sudanese youths that, thanks to a US governmental incentive, manage to get a small monetary donation and are moved from a refugee village in the middle of nowhere to New York. Where they are housed and given the chance to obtain interviews in order to insert themselves as workforce. A cascade of new experiences. Particularly during their first flight, seeing their terrified faces infront of this strange noisy winged machine. And then to discovery of a house, like we intend it, light years ahead of that they are used to. Their coach that shows them the use of detergent for plates and pans, green in colored, and their query if all the things used in the kitchen should be green in color. Comments and facial expressions at the sight of the typical western toilet.

The boys integrate themselves, repay their small debt to the government, and start to send money home. The documentary fast forwards a couple of years and reviews the same refugees with an unmanagable nostalgy for their land, stressed out, all questioning the sense of working 12 hours a day to simply be able to cope with living expenses.

There is much to reflected on. Like you all know, I’ve been there.
They woke us at Singapore’s frontier, in a few minutes we go through procedures of entering the country and we board the bus once more on the other side of the structure. After a few kilometers, we find ourselves at the terminal, in the night, in concrete jungle.

We had a few addresses at hand, listed on the guide, but seeing the time, it was wishful thinking to hope to find something open. The ride inside to usual “fridge” taxi reminds me that we are still in Asia, where air conditioning is decisively an affirmed antique religion. I don’t understand why they would bother to put a lever that can regularize the temperature from high to low if in the end the level is always at the lowest celsius possible.

The first hostel was upside down, and in the second a sleepy guard who seemed to be not so right in the head proposes a very particular room.. at the back of the reception, a big double matrimonial storage room with no windows, and the notion that eventually other couples may enter at an imprecise time during the night. I was too tired to argue about the price but it was definitely not cheap. Or perhaps we were simply not inclined to prices that are actually “normal”.

I was curious and I don’t really know what to expect. I’ve heard that there are entire streets with air conditioning, where funnels blow out cool air towards pedestrians. And then others have told me that you risk getting a fine if you even try to chew gum on the street.
We will discover if these stories are true or not.
One important thing is that at a few distance from where we are (which is assured, seeing the size of Singapore) there is a Universal Studios. And tomorrow we won’t miss it.


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K.L.

The seemingly endless highway, that starts from the border of Thailand, cuts green valleys occupied by luxurious modern lucid mansions before arriving in Kuala Lumpur, where you can notice immediately the difference between old town and the new district: skyscrapers as far as the eye can see. It was already night time but neon stars guided our way, as the landmarks indicate how to get downtown.

We arrived at Tunes Hotel, a franchise of so-called budget 5 star accommodation. It was a funny building of red and white that looked like something that came out of a cartoon series, complete with 7Eleven, Subway and a Kopi Tiam ( a Malay coffee place franchise) in the lobby. After discovering the basic price that seemed reasonable, I discovered that the amount of add-on we would required made for an unreasonable price anyway. You get a room with a queen size King Koil mattress and crisps cotton sheets, with assurances that ONE power socket will be available on the wall ( because a lot of place might not have them??? ), of course there is a bathroom en suite. Not too shabby, considering the promised high quality sleep, for 30 Euros a night, though price-wise it’s already at limit. Hold up, its hot, so the fan won’t suffice, give me air-con, then yes, please, may I have some clean towels, maybe a chair and table, and of course wi-fi for these travelers a long way and time from home. I already get headaches when dealing with low cost airlines sites that offer flights for nothing then quintuples the costs on taxes, baggage, food and nowadays also those extra seven centimeters of space in front of your seats. I didn’t have the patience to weight in whether I wanted to use the air-con for just a few hours at night or all the time just to save money.

We ended up in the usual backpacker’s haven hostel, just above a reggae bar, which seems to be the Malay staple hang out spot in touristic areas.

After an aggravating period of haggling over the costs and terms to ship our 500, we had finally reached a deal that, although it remains absurdly steep, was the best offer or them all. The appointment was still the day after tomorrow and so we had spent a free day in KL, apart for visits, to shop.

Red was in search electronic goodies and KL is Malaysia’s IT capital. Tech-freaks go to Low Yat Plaza and Imbi to view the latest technological paraphernalia musts. But he wanted a Made in China tablet and it was almost impossible to find in these brand oriented locations. Eventually we were lead to Hwang Sueng that served mostly as laboratories for computer assistance. It was only near our hotel in a cheap mall that he, by accident, saw an orange BB curve look-a-like with possibilities of carrying two phone chips with extras that included a television, complete with 15 centimeter antenna for reception….

The walk in Bukit Bintang show a different face at night time. Surrounded by tall buildings, a marketplace presents itself as street vendors sell everything, including Durians, a head size green fruit with a thorny husk. It’s a fruit, I swear it. It has five cells of white within, and are filled with a mass of firm, creamy yellow pulp that has around 3 seeds each. The pulp is edible, at least for those who savor it consistence and indescribable flavor. I’ve always hated Durians, I never like the taste and I was unfortunate to have been tortured to eating it when I was a child. My problem is the strong odor of rotting onions it permeates, anywhere, anytime. The smell of it is so potent that it is banned in certain places and public transportation. In Singapore, you will get a fine if you decide to carry one in the bus or metro. We had made an attempt to eat out on the street, but there was only Chinese food, which Red did not appreciate but ate anyway, and then to get a massage from Chinese masseurs which was the worst decision of my life. Suddenly, I missed Thailand..


We ended up in the Kuala Lumpur Tower to catch a view of the city from this infamous landmark, symbolic for Malaysia developments. At 421 meters of height, it is the tallest telecommunications tower in South East Asia, and from the observation desk, the city looks sublime, with the view of the Petronas Towers and all of those lights denominating its design and mass.

The tower is surrounded with a forest reserve and right is front is a Malaysia Cultural Village where all of the kampung ( meaning: village ) traditional houses are grouped and presented for viewing. It is a gathering of what is Malaysian, and to me it looks like it could be Sumatran Cultural Village. We walked around to see the cardboard-made architecture where instructions and explanations on the daily life and little objects are at clear view. Then I attempted to teach Red to play congklak ( also an common Indonesian game ) which he couldn’t stand, before we entered a hall to listen to a Gamelan band playing.


After a full day of walking we went to our quarters to rest in anticipation of the big day to consign faithfully the black beast to cross the strait. But before sleeping, we had to watch Malaysian TV of Red’s new super cellphone.


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Tea breeze in Tanah Rata.

We leave Penang, but not before purchasing a Malaysian SIM card. Both of us had the feeling that it would become necessary for the search to find solutions to transport the black beast to Indonesia. Chesa had immediately started to call and solicit all contacts, while we were heading south. From here to Port Klang, the port of Kuala Lumpur, there nothing apart from a few hundred kilometers of good asphalt. We decide to stop in between to visit something: if and when we find a solution that would eventually require our immediate presence at the port, we would be able to get there easily.

We were intrigued by the description of the Cameron Highlands, a vast highland in Malaysian hinterland, which access and colonization is a decisive contribution of the English, now it is covered by tea plantations, apiculture centers and uncontaminated mountains.

The road to get there are twists and turns on high slopes that acts as a shield for the highlands. It is told that the construction of this road, in 1930s, was one of the most complex. Apart from landslides, dissambling earths and flash floods, the workers had to battle and much crueler descrete enemy: Malaria. Once inaugurated, many breeders and farmers came to there parts for its unique climate and rich ecosystems, isolate from the rest of Malaysia.

The road was so ripid and tortuous that 500 takes more time than expected to go through it, arriving at Tanah Rata in the middle of the night. The average altitude of 1200 meters makes for a chilly temperature and we knew that, despite our sleepiness, it was not possible to sleep in the car. We discover a massive hotel, with an open lobby and full of lights, and completely deserted. The thought to sleep in the hall crossed our minds, on a few very comfortable leather couches. They would just need to kick us out at breakfast. We shrugged this idea out of our heads, continued the search and miraculously managed to ring the bell of a british stylized guest house, at 3AM, recuperating a clean cosy room, with a hot shower.

The next 2 days passes rapidly filled with phonecalls of attempts to confirm this confounded RoRo and obtain a quote at a sensible price for the quickest transport, and with our visit to interesting localities that the Highlands had to offer.

And we’ve had success on both fields. Chesa, between one laugh and the other, while speaking in Bahasa, managed to find a shipper capable, not only to move 500, but also to actually give us a quote at an honest price. The appointment was in Port Klang in two days time, the cargo leaves the port two days after and it will take about eight for it to reach Singapore and then get to Jakarta. They seem to be trustworthy people and they were able to send us an immediate quote, documents and anything deemed necessary via mail. Honestly, I thought to take 2 hours, and not 10 days, to cross the Malacca Strait, but there was no sense in complaining. The final destination is close, too close, to start to get nervous for a delay.

At this point, we had a lot of time to ship the beast and go down to Singapore, take a flight to the Indonesian capital, Jakarta. I had always been curious to see if Singapore really had their streets air-conditioned…, it could become my personal paradise, as long as it would also be easy to find a great oven baked pasta dish.

We transform from shipping search engines to idle tourists and we travel far and wide within the highlands. These plains are beautiful, it seems to look an infinite of hills was covered by soft green sweaters from Benetton. And I felt blessed by the fresh air that this height permits.

I was curious to visit a tea plantation, they say the best in the world are found in this area. I couldn’t resist when I saw the sign with the brand name of these commercialized tea: the Boh Plantation. “Boh” is a catchphrase Italians use to mean they don’t know or understand, it means much like raising your hands to your sides with your elbows folded down. At first sight, we cross what seems like endless streches of hedgerows, which is how teaplants generally presents itself.

We were welcomed by a structure with a very evident of gigantic terrace. Beautiful, breathtaking, to sit in this high suspended platform well above the plantations. And so, I sip the infusion create from different varieties, losing myself in this terrace where cool winds blows constantly. We visit the factory, or at least the old factory, right next to the terrace, that houses an interesting museum. There are antique rather noisy machines: chop up the leaves, dry, cut, stir and place them large fabric bags. We were told that now this plantation is active for touristic reasons, but for almost 40 years it was the only productive machinery for Boh. The odor is not of what I had imagined, it is a mix of fresh cut grass, rosmarine perhaps, and that smell of sea at night, when there is vegetation on the coast and wind passes through.


We buy a heap of Boh tea, divided in boxes with the writing in an evident font. We didn’t know if the tea would be good, but its a fun item to have in the pantry.

A few kilometers from here there are also bee farms and intensive cultivations systems of strawberries. Of the last, we stuff ourselves silly: red, pulpy, picked at a distance of 3 meters from the table where we ordered them with a lot of ice cream.


We were satisfied.

Our contact in Port Klang is expecting us the day after tomorrow, so we will leave the Highlands tomorrow for Kuala Lumper, a.k.a. KL, or “cheiel”. I am really curious to climb us the Petronas Towers.

Everything seemed to be going as planned.


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